lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?



sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet



clare-d3-lune:

do musicians have their own music on their iPod as their band name or is it just under ‘me’




The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.

(Source: simplypotterheads)



thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)



in the year 2015… nobody know how to read or write. everything emoji

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic)



deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad



Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

(Source: 500-days-of-autumn)



crashyourcrew:

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

True

(Source: ignorntatheist)




blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream




(Source: tastefullyoffensive)



teacrafted:

"you can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.



aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

(Source: aureat)



radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs