Step 327: Sometimes, text before you call

adulting:

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This is a thoughtful thing to do for people who might be expecting bad or serious news. My family got in the habit when Grannybarb was really sick, and every time my phone rang I was terrified that it was a Serious Call.

So when we just wanted to chat, my mom and sisters and would text the other person ahead of time, so we knew that it wasn’t serious and we didn’t have to drop everything to take it/steel ourselves emotionally/get to a place where we could flip out if need be.



Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

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classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it



are you breathing, are you lucky enough
to be breathing

 Hettie Jones
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deanpraying:

strangeparking:

What anon messages should look like on halloween:

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make tumblr staff find the thing



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jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me



thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

(Source: thespookymediumsoldier)



lado-que-flutua:

rose watercolor ;)

lado-que-flutua:

rose watercolor ;)



earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it



theonesthatcomeeasy:

harlequin19bee:

sopranomonroe:

sxizzor:

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

omfg

I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

 



westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

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