*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
Jourdan Dunn by Hans Feurer for Antidote Magazine SS 2013.
on ur period like
get off my text post
oh bloody hell
Jenny Holzer, Truisms, 1979.
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Not the time for a dad joke.
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out